Wuxia Crossover: The Lecherous Monk Fahai, Sisters Qing and Bai Flaunt Their Assets

Reborn as Fahai in a world of mixed martial arts, he wields a heavenly Demon-Subduing Staff, coiled like a horned dragon. The Demon-Subduing Staff can grow or shrink, and turn hard or soft. Its specialty is helping female patrons "unblock their meridians." Whenever this humble monk preaches, every female patron in the hall blushes and melts into a swoon. "Don't ask why I'm so powerful. It's because my golden cudgel, er, Demon-Subduing Staff, weighs over a hundred and eight thousand jin and is made to strike female patrons!" He awakens the Great Luo Joyful Zen System. Bai Suzhen? Forget that useless Xu Xian. Come serve as chief heavenly consort at this monk's temple. Xiao Longnu? The cold jade bed is too chilly. Let this monk warm you with his pure Yang Buddhist power. Zhou Zhiruo, Zhao Min, Huang Rong, Wang Yuyan... Whether you're the leader of the martial alliance or the holy maiden of a demon sect, you'll all find out what the Demon-Subduing Staff can do! "Amitabha. Female patron, you are destined for Buddha. Come with this monk to Jinshan Temple, practice Joyful Zen, and attain enlightenment!" Pinning the green snake's jade portal: "Wicked demoness, this humble monk will strike straight into the heart of the dragon with the mighty Heavenly Dragon Staff!" Xiao Longnu, her face icy: "Master, please show some restraint." Let this poor Daoist's Demon-Subduing Staff thrust fiercely into your most vulnerable place! This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.