The Years I Read Bodies at Entropy Funeral Home

I thought my "non-obsession" was a talent, the capital to become a top entropy reducer - until I read my own corpse with my own hands. Memories that I had never experienced were played in a loop in that corpse, and my most trusted partner was smiling as he wrote the last "Archival Agreement" into the core of my consciousness. It turned out that I was never a reader, but was carefully crafted and the only key that could open the "Ultimate Information Body". This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.