Three Kingdoms: the Fourth Taoyuan Brothers Are Too Afraid of Death

Zhang Qian, a modern good-for-nothing, lay dormant for twenty-two years and woke up to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. In troubled times, refugees are everywhere and wars are raging. Ordinary people can only survive three episodes, but he is naked and has a blank slate. Just when Zhang Qian was so frightened that his legs weakened, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were burning incense and kneeling under the peach blossom tree. The three sworn brothers in the Taoyuan Garden were about to be completed. Zhang Qian instantly realized: It is impossible to fight for hegemony, and it is impossible to fight a war. If you want to survive in the Three Kingdoms, the only truth is to hug the thickest thigh! So he rushed into the peach garden, rolled up and down, knelt down, held up incense and shouted: Three sworn bonds are too few, four sworn bonds are just right! Liu Bei was silent, Guan Yu narrowed his eyes, Zhang Fei stiffened his fists, and the famous scene of the Three Kingdoms was directly destroyed by a modern social loser. From then on, in the troubled times of the late Han Dynasty, there was a fourth Taoyuan brother who was just waiting for death, clinging to life and winning, and with a face as shameful as the city wall. While others are vying for power in the Central Plains, he concentrates on saving his life; while others are charging into battle, he is responsible for crying and shaking others; while others are strategizing, he relies on half-assed plots and crazy spoilers for future generations. History books later recorded: At the end of the Han Dynasty, all heroes came together, but Zhang Qian was the only one who, with his thick skin, created a lasting legacy. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.