Siheyuan: As a Cultured Man, I Put Beasts in Their Place, Unlike My Illiterate Ancestors

A hilarious new novel! A book-writing-comes-true System, face-slapping, plagiarist revenge, and a wife-chasing crematorium!

Zhong Lin transmigrates to a courtyard compound and binds himself to a book-writing-comes-true System.

Write a book, bind a person. The person bound becomes a character in the book and follows the character's fate.

Yi Zhonghai wants to play the kindly old man? I'll stick a biography of Yue Buqun on him.

Xu Damao wants to act like a lecher? Ouyang Ke's biography is just the thing.

Yan Bugui wants to take advantage of others? I'll make him live through the tale of Grandpa Goriot.

Other people rely on their fists. Zhong Lin relies on his pen.

By day, he adds a few dramatic twists to everyone's ancestors. By night, Qin Huairu knocks on his door with dumplings, while Lou Xiaoe asks him out for a secret rendezvous.

Sharp-tongued, ruthless, and shameless. The whole courtyard's pack of beasts lines up to jump into his books.

The books I, Zhong Lin, write are yours to finish, even if you have to cry your way through them.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.