Anime Crossover: Selling Elves Through a Gacha, Aizen Promotes Them for Me

Jiang Shi dies suddenly and transmigrates into a crossover anime world. Minato Namikaze opens a food delivery company, while Jiang Shi gets bound to a Pokemon sales System. He scrimps and saves to open a shop, only to go two whole months without making a single sale. The System's prices start at 210,000, so every customer thinks he's a shady swindler fleecing the rich. Then Naruto's family walks in, and their first draw lands them a Vulpix. Minato's hand trembles as he swipes his card, and Naruto names it “Kurama.” Sasuke draws a Pikachu, and Itachi pays with more hesitation than he'd show drawing a kunai. In the first battle in the backyard, Vulpix blasts Pikachu in the face with a burst of flame. Sasuke's chunibyo act falls apart on the spot: “How could my demon-king-level familiar lose!” Itachi sees a Murkrow and immediately buys another. Aizen draws a Zorua and pays 420,000 without batting an eye. A shadow flickers behind Jiang Shi, and Darkrai peers at him through a rift. Aizen's hand freezes on the Poke Ball for three seconds. The System displays the third-stage mission: teach two thousand people the complete set of Technical Machines. Jiang Shi looks at Victini serving tea and Darkrai napping in the shadows, then grins. “Professor Aizen, I'll leave the promotion to you.” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.