Ten-Thousandfold Returns from the Start: I Drove the Empress Crazy with Gifts

Grand Elder Li Xuanyin has been at his wits' end lately.

He meant to rob an old, useless Qi Refining cultivator who was near the end of his lifespan, but he picked a fight with the wrong man.

The old geezer whipped out ten thousand top-grade spirit stones and threatened to blow himself up on the spot, taking them both with him!

Li Xuanyin, breaking down: "Don't come any closer!"

He tried to steal Chen Fan's pills, but Chen Fan stole his Soul-Nourishing Jade instead.

The result: Li Xuanyin lost his wealth, while Chen Fan nourished his soul.

He tried to crush Chen Fan to death with his aura, but Chen Fan kicked him right in the family jewels.

The result: The Grand Elder was left kneeling and screaming, stripped of all dignity.

He planned to wait for Chen Fan to die of old age, but Chen Fan ate immortal pills every day and his cultivation soared.

The result: The Grand Elder spent every day on edge, afraid Chen Fan might blow them both up whenever he got annoyed.

From then on, the Tianyuan Sect had a strange sight to behold:

The lofty Grand Elder, a Void Refining cultivator, followed an old Qi Refining cultivator around every day, rubbing his shoulders and kneading his back.

Everyone: "...Grand Elder, why are you so devoted to him?!"

Li Xuanyin, in tears: "Because he's got a nuclear bomb!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.