Get a Hundred for Every Insult, and the Whole Company Wants to Beat Me Up

I got laid off.

I bound myself to a System.

I make money whenever someone insults me.

So I posted photos of my former boss cheating in the company group chat.

Then he yelled at me for 60 seconds.

Then I made 150 yuan.

Then I roasted the director during my interview until his face turned green.

Then the entire department blocked me on my first day.

Then I became the fastest-promoted person in the company.

And then the icy consultant who had rejected me three times started bringing me coffee every day.

She said she was keeping an observation log.

I said, "Could you delete the part that says 'smart-mouthed'?"

She didn't.

She added a line: "Recommend continued observation."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.