Siheyuan: I Am Sick and Lying Down Thanks to the System

In 1958, No. 95 Nanluogu Lane, Sijiucheng. What others see as a beastly courtyard, here I am. Good news: I am a sick child and no one in the hospital dares to mess with me. Better news: The official job is available and the flash sale system is activated. Products produced by the system must be of high quality. Portable space, spiritual spring eye, vaccine that is invulnerable to all poisons... Others were so hungry that they were gnawing on cornstarch, while I was fishing in the warehouse to gather wool. Life is so comfortable that some people can't stand it? The deaf old lady messed with my brother's blind date behind his back? Sorry, your large yellow croaker, silver bracelet, and grain stamps and white noodles are all gone. Yi Zhonghai wants to morally kidnap me to donate money? Okay, I'll keep the gold bars you hid in the kang hole for you. Silly column toad wants to eat swan meat? There is no door. Today I will introduce you to a widow with a child, but tomorrow you will be punished in the factory. In this courtyard, I never take the initiative to cause trouble. But who dares to touch my family? I let him know what sick Yangzi's revenge is. If you mess with me once, I will make you spend half your life in vain. It is true to lie down, and it is also true to empty your coffin. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.