From the Start, I Journey to the West: Zhu Bajie Gets Kicked, Beginning a Thousand Lifetimes of Love Tribulations

Marshal Tianpeng flirted with Chang'e and was supposed to be banished to the mortal realm, where he would be reborn in the wrong body as a pig.

But when the Jade Emperor kicked him out of the Southern Heavenly Gate in the Hall of Lingxiao

Lin Bei was stunned.

He wasn't Zhu Bajie. He was Lin Bei, a transmigrator!

Even more absurdly, the kick not only turned him into a pig-headed man, it also came with a System notification:

Congratulations, Host, you have activated the “Thousand-Lifetime Tribulation of Love” System.

Each lifetime's tribulation of love raises your cultivation by one level.

Complete a thousand lifetimes of tribulation, return to Heaven, and attain the Dao of Primordial Unity.

Lin Bei: “???”

What happened to the journey to the West? What happened to waiting for Tang Sanzang at Gao Village?

Instead, as soon as he landed, Bodhisattva Guanyin smiled and handed him a marriage register.

“Tianpeng, you are fated to undergo a thousand lifetimes of tribulation before you can attain enlightenment. First lifetime: Gao Village, Gao Cuilan.”

Lin Bei looked at the delicate young Miss Gao before him, then at the small line of text on the System panel:

Warning: This woman is the reincarnation of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden. If you fall truly in love, you will be annihilated.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.