Hilarious Three Kingdoms - a Public Toilet at the Beginning

Travel through the Three Kingdoms and tie the system. I thought I was going to punch Cao Cao and kick Yuan Shao, but the system's first task was to repair public toilets. Others gave me magic soldiers and famous generals, but the system gave me a shovel and a stupid boss. What I am building is not a public toilet, but a road to the world. Have you ever eaten cabbage that costs five taels of silver per pound? Cao Qiang had eaten it - he took a bite and lost 920,000 taels. Others accept famous generals, but I accept dung. They said: Cao An is just a waste who repairs public toilets. Later, Cao Qiang became stinky, Zhou Kang knelt down, and Xu Chu came and drank my Maotai and refused to leave. Zhang Fei robbed me of my food and gave me the mountain. The day Cao Cao gave me the official seal, he asked me: What do you do? I said: Farm. Cao Cao glanced at my warehouse full of grain and said nothing. He still doesn't know why my 500 cows are pregnant together. No one knows - I traveled through time. To sum it up in one sentence: Traveling through the Three Kingdoms, building public toilets, growing cabbage, and fattening the bellies of five hundred cows at the same time - he is the most outrageous man in the world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.