Immortals All Over the Earth

In the Immortal Realm, there was an ancient master who had swept floors for fifty thousand years. At last, he faced his tribulation, with ascension in sight, only to be stabbed in the back. His soul somehow plunged into the mortal world and landed in the body of a poor young man who had just died.

The first thing he noticed after waking up: the coffin lid was digging into the back of his head. Damn, that hurt.

The second thing: he had inherited 83 million. He'd never have to work again.

The third thing: his dantian was shattered, his true qi reduced to one ten-thousandth of its former strength, and he could only fight with a single finger.

Well, time to lie flat.

But heaven wouldn't let him have any peace. No sooner had he lain down than people started chasing after him, demanding to know who he really was. The eldest daughter of the Su family pursued him, and he fobbed off an old man. The campus belle Lin Luxi pursued him, and he asked if there was braised pork. The young master of the Li Group came after him, and with one finger he sent the guy flying halfway across the cafeteria.

Trouble came one thing after another. Lying flat was out of the question.

Then he found a yellowed map, with a spot circled and two words written beside it: "Ascension."

At last, he remembered: his tribulation had failed because someone had stolen the object he needed to ascend.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.