Counter-Routine: I Am a BUG in Wanjie

Others who traveled through time were the chosen ones, while I traveled through time and was a tester selected by the system. Wear it not once, but fifteen times. Instead of being a loser once, I want to be a loser of fifteen different kinds - a useless prince, a bankrupt escort master, a failed boy, a cannon fodder at the border, a demoted imperial cook, an intern in a cleansing room... Every time I start the game, the system only gives me one sentence: follow the routine and die; do the opposite and live. Okay, this is not clear. Please don't follow the script and just go to death. So: ·Want to be buried? I was lying in a coffin and sold 300 escape room tickets. ·Want to escort? I changed my career to provide escort services and issue receipts after the robbery. ·Want to fight? I turned the confrontation between the two armies into a pay-to-view sports league, and the supervisor became the best commentator. ·Want to be a eunuch? I provide psychological consultation to the emperor, and the fee is more expensive than that of the Shangyi Bureau... In the end, the Tiandao system collapsed - not because I was defeated, but because I submitted a total of 13,000 bug feedbacks. System: Why don't you play according to the routine? Me: You chose it, do you blame me? " This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.