Global Inventory of National Trump Cards: We, China, Fight to Conquer the Country

The invincible cool article, the great hidden in the city, the whole people are so happy that it slaps the West in the face, and they don't feel aggrieved. As the sky falls, a global simultaneous live broadcast takes stock of the hidden cards of the top ten countries. Public officials are making fun of it, foreign media are smearing it, and the entire Internet is waiting to see China make a fool of itself. The third place was announced - the leader of the country, Su Chen. The world is dumbfounded. This ordinary administrator who has been sorting out old books in Jiangcheng City Library for five years, buys Lu Hui and Auntie after get off work for 50 cents, and is regarded as an honest person by his colleagues. Is this the god of war who killed the nine-headed beast king with one sword twenty years ago, smashed the atomic bomb in the air during World War II, casually enlightened King Arthur, and taught the sages of all generations? One person can defeat a country, and one sword can stop ten thousand divisions? Thompson issued a public statement overnight: "From today on, the United States will always be China's most loyal younger brother!" The Prime Minister of Sakura Kingdom knelt in front of the country gate: "Please forgive us, Mr. Su, for our previous ignorance!" Su Chen looked at the lights outside the window, took a sip of Biluochun, and felt helpless: "I'm just an ordinary librarian. Don't kneel down and interfere with me buying groceries after get off work." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.