Siheyuan: Snatching Lou Xiao'e, Starting with Lying Flat

After transmigrating into a resident of a Beijing courtyard compound, Lin Ye's first move is to steal Xu Damao's blind date, Lou Xiao'e.

While everyone else goes to work, he sleeps. While everyone else argues, he collects awards. After binding the "lie flat System," he can earn cash and ration coupons just by ordering his younger siblings around.

When Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum to seize public housing, he casually produces the property deed from the neighborhood office.

When Silly Zhu throws his weight around with his fighting skills, Lin Ye teaches him a lesson with one punch.

While the courtyard's pack of beasts are still scheming over a few pennies, Lin Ye has already moved into a new house with Lou Xiao'e. They have meat at every meal, and all the essentials, from a radio to a bicycle. A life spent lying flat is this plain, simple, and boring.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.