Hong Kong Comprehensive Report: I'm a Salty Fish Cop, the System Is Forcing Me to Become a Police Superintendent

"Sir, he's dead!" "What does it have to do with me? I'm off work today." I am Chen Jiahao, a junior police officer of the West Kowloon Crime Squad. My dream is very simple: go to work on time, get off work on time, get paid at the end of the month, and be safe. Unfortunately, God will not let me go. Bite! The salted fish police system has been activated! It is detected that the host is fishing. Reward: Passive crime-solving skills - you can solve crimes even while lying down! It is detected that the host wants to get off work on time. Reward: God-level dodge - all gun battles cannot hit you! I just want to be a salted fish. But this broken system insists on forcing me to become a police legend. Others have to run and break their legs to solve the case. I took a nap and the case was solved. Others narrowly escaped death in a gun battle, but I yawned as bullets circled around me. While others tried their best to please their boss, I talked back every day, and as a result, I got promoted all the way. The villains in the entire Hong Kong variety show world are going crazy: Why does this guy become more and more powerful as he becomes more and more bad? The most salty policeman on Hong Kong Island and the most legendary police superintendent in Hong Kong. I just want to get off work, but the system insists that I be the ceiling of the police force. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.