Rebirth: I Am a Security Guard

When I was a security guard in my previous life, what kind of trash didn't I bring with me? Those who jump over the wall, those who fight, those who fall in love early, those who fail to pay back money - I am professional in dealing with naughty children. In my eyes, the geniuses in the world of immortality are no different from those rebellious high school students. Are you stumbling upon me? I'll check the surveillance system to catch you. Are you bullying others? I kept the evidence and took the photo to report to the law enforcement court. Do you want to cheat on me? Sorry, during the years I worked as a security guard, I never saw any social routines. As for practicing? What's wrong with the lack of talent? I get up at five o'clock every day to patrol and meditate, and go to bed at twelve o'clock in the evening to practice Qigong. I am even more diligent than when I was on duty in my previous life. While those geniuses were drinking spiritual tea and talking about love, I was squatting in the back mountain, chewing dry food and rolling inward like crazy. The core disciple who once laughed at me was pushed to the ground and rubbed by me. They asked me why. I said: What a security guard is best at is getting rid of all the people who don't follow the rules. I am Lin Bei. Keep peace in the past life, keep a Taoist heart in this life. Whoever dares to say that the security guard has no future, I will let him know what it means - I, Brother Lin, am a ruthless person and don't talk much in society. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.