Collecting the World's Regrets, I Lie Flat and Become a God

Everyone has regrets, and everything leaves something unresolved. Some lose their loved ones, some betray their original aspirations, some miss their chance, and some live with regrets for the rest of their lives. An ordinary night-market vendor unexpectedly activates the Human Regret Compensation System. As long as he witnesses and collects other people’s lifelong regrets, he can exchange them for cash, top-tier talents, hidden assets, and exclusive privileges! A passerby’s little regret can be exchanged for a million in cash; a big shot’s lifelong remorse can unlock a trillion-yuan business empire and top-tier connections! No need to work yourself to the bone, show off, or suffer in silence. While the world is plagued by regrets year after year, I’ll use everyone’s unfulfilled wishes to climb ever higher and become a top-tier big shot by doing nothing!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.