Wuxia Crossover: Silly Girl System, Wife Yaoyue from the Start

From the start, the protagonist picks up a goofy girl System and binds the haughty Yao Yue to him as his wife.

Armed with Wallace's and Tom Cat's cooking skills, he transmigrates into a world of combined wuxia stories and scares Tian Boguang away by telling stories right from the start!

He makes Hong Qigong cry with his dark cuisine, then tricks Ren Yingying with a Silver City deck.

Mu Wanqing, Wanwan, Shi Feixuan, Shen Luoyan... whoever shows up, the protagonist's outrageous antics leave them all wrapped around his finger!

Later on, he establishes the Great Vehicle Buddhist Religion and uses the power of faith to crush Li Shimin and the Turkic army.

One rendition of "I Want to Love Even After Death" is all it takes to shatter Wanwan's defense tower.

From a nobody in the martial world to the king of the Six Courtyards, the protagonist's daily routine is picking up girls, stirring up trouble, and face-slapping!

What grand trends of the world? I am the trend!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.