Teyvat: I Become Invincible by Making Furina Furious

After transmigrating to Fontaine, Lynn becomes an intern reporter at The Steambird, on the verge of being fired. To save his job, he awakens the Shocking Headlines Extraction System. As long as his news headlines are outrageous and shocking enough, not only can rumors come true, but he can also extract elemental power and top-tier items!

And so, the whole style takes a turn. "Shocking! Hydro Archon Furina Sneaks into Palais Mermonia in the Dead of Night, and It's All for Him..." "Exclusive Reveal! The Chief Justice Neuvillette's True Form Is Actually..." One outrageous, clickbait-style headline after another takes Fontaine by storm, throwing the entire Court of Fontaine into chaos! Furina sees an absurd story come true and completely loses it in court. Neuvillette works through the night to investigate and shut down the newspaper, only to discover that this little reporter is more terrifying than a god.

When his newspaper reaches all corners of Teyvat and Zhongli, Raiden Ei, and Nahida all come knocking, Lynn smiles faintly. "My dear Archons, how would you like to appear in tomorrow's headline?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.