Transmigrate into an S-rank dungeon from the start, with a 1% survival rate? Danmaku scroll across Shen Li's vision.
Left side is safe! Counterattack her! Audience member gifts one divine skill!
Using the danmaku to cheat, she counterattacks, picks up the leftovers, and claims a sword puppet, whom she names "Erha."
The danmaku go wild: The real deal is here!
The next second, the white-robed Sword Venerable descends from the sky, pins her against the wall with one hand, and grips her chin with a cold laugh. "You dare rename my sword puppet?"
Shen Li shrinks her neck. "...How about Wangcai?"
The Sword Venerable laughs in anger. "Good. Pay off your sword-training fees by working. You don't eat until you've polished a thousand swords."
The danmaku spam the screen: Punishing her out loud, but planning to lock her in his bedroom, aren't you?
Shen Li looks at the wanted notice posted across the whole server: "Dead or alive." She takes a deep breath. "Everyone, this male lead is impossible to handle!"
The Sword Venerable turns around and twists the knife. "But if you ask me... I might consider feeding you."
Shen Li: ???
Danmaku: Host, we recommend you lie flat. How is this a punishment? He's obviously feeding you!
Thousand-Faced Divine Throne: Cheat with danmaku, counterattack for a thrill, and score a free, lovesick Sword Venerable. Want this kind of good fortune?
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.