I Write Poetry for Actresses, Until They Beg Me Not to Stop

Livestreaming, poetry writing, celebrity entertainment, System, feel-good wish fulfillment.

During a livestream call, I get Di Li Re Ba.

She says, "Write me a poem. If it's no good, I'll quit the internet."

I casually recite a poem in the Bu Suan Zi form.

After hearing it, she falls silent for ten seconds.

Then, with red-rimmed eyes, she says:

"Could... could you write me another one?"

The livestream chat explodes.

Top trending topic: #DiLiReBaCriedOverAPoem#

Second trending topic: #WeWantThisStreamerToWritePoemsForEveryActress#

Three days later, someone from the Culture and Tourism Bureau finds me:

"We bought that poem you wrote about Mount Tai last time."

"Name your price."

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.