Wuxia Crossover: Calamity System, Please Stop Trying to Get Me Killed

Ji Xuancang, seventh prince of the Great Zhou Divine Dynasty. I was born with an infinite lifespan, but my fate is so cursed that even the King of Hell can't be bothered to claim me.

A palace maid dropped me at birth. At one, I nearly choked on bad milk. At two, a meteor fell from the sky and killed my mother. The System says these are tribulations, and gives me a reward each time I survive one. In twenty years, I've been struck by lightning, stung by poisonous bees, had my head sliced at by a flying sword, choked on a fish bone, and even dodged a meteorite that crashed through the roof when I got up in the middle of the night.

The Grand Ancestor Ji Chang protected me until I was fifteen. Before he died, he sent me to cultivate in seclusion on Tianming Mountain, telling me not to leave until I became an immortal or a god. I've spent five years as a little white rabbit in this rundown temple, watering flowers and meditating every day like a useless nobody.

Until the current emperor, my second older brother, dragged his frail, dying body up the mountain and said to me, "Seventh Brother, I'm about to die. You should become emperor."

I refused on the spot.

Only after I refused did the System tell me that what had just happened was a deadly tribulation. My second brother had come with a knife in his pocket, and if I'd dared say yes, he'd have killed me right there.

After twenty years, I've finally understood: the heavens aren't the only ones who want me dead.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.