Chat Group: An Abstract Martial Soul from the Start, Exposing the Charlatan

Lu Xian transmigrates into Douluo and awakens an absurd System. His martial spirit: Abstract Qi. First soul skill: Once the BGM starts, he's absolutely invincible. Second soul skill: Catch a blade barehanded with 100% success. Anyone he meets is forced to their knees, and if they can't catch the blade, they're killed instantly. His landing wasn't exactly graceful. In the Star Dou Forest late at night, he was squatting down to take care of business when Zhu Zhuqing stumbled upon him, and then a group of men in black surrounded them. Faced with the twin crises of public humiliation and death, Lu Xian snapped. The BGM started, he unleashed all his soul skills, and the men in black ended up kneeling all over the place. Even more absurdly, he'd also been bound to a chat group connecting the myriad heavens. In the group, “The Omniscient Tang Immortal” was trying to talk Xiao Yan into handing over his ring, tricking Lu Xueqi into suspecting Zhang Xiaofan, and scheming to get Ye Fan's Bodhi seed. Lu Xian couldn't help laughing. Someone dared spoil Douluo for a transmigrator? He immediately exposed the charlatan, and the group erupted. Xiao Yan: Where's my ring? Lu Xueqi: Was I tricked? Ye Fan: Good thing I hadn't given it to him yet. Tang San collapsed to the ground, his face ashen. A chat group spanning the myriad heavens, with an absurd martial spirit. He'll set the world straight by cleaning up the group's bad habits first. This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.