Journey to the West: A Mad Monk Wrecks Guanyin from the Start

Su Xuan transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang.

In this life, he refuses to be an honored guest in the Kingdom of Women or a piece of long-life meat in the eyes of demons!

With a Suicidal System in hand, he plans to become a wild and unruly monk!

Sister Guanyin is so dignified. I wonder how cute she'd be if I teased her a little!

My sworn brother, Li Shimin, has so many consorts. He won't mind if I sneak into the harem to watch them bathe, will he?

As a disciple of the Tathagata, I could pluck out my master's beard and make a few weapons to intimidate the demons. Surely Master Tathagata won't object!

And so, a monk who defied convention joined the pilgrimage to the west.

"Amitabha. Wine and meat pass through the gut, but the Buddha remains in the heart."

"Demon, would you be willing to help this poor monk in his cultivation?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.