I Watch Historical Shorts, and the Ancients Are Scared to Tears

Ye Feng, a shut-in from the 21st century, accidentally downloads Kun Kun short videos. Somehow, every short video he watches is sent into world history, and from then on, people of the past are scared to tears.

He plays the latest military parade video.

Julius Caesar: "If I'd had tanks like these, I would have flattened the Germanic tribes long ago."

In the Qin Dynasty, the First Emperor of Qin: "Its range covers the whole world. What kind of mysterious weapon is this? How can it be so powerful?"

He plays a video of the Jingnan Campaign.

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Zhu, you'd better explain what 'the thirty-fifth year of Hongwu' means!"

He watches a suggestive short video.

Confucius: "This is depraved and immoral. The rites have collapsed!"

Cao Cao: "I wonder if she's married?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.