You Were Supposed to Deliver Takeout, So Why Did You Deliver It to the Underworld?

A modern urban paranormal comedy with an unusual career contrast, a Three Realms food-delivery System, and a story about reforming the underworld and upgrading its rules.

I'm just a delivery guy. How did I become the one person no one in the Three Realms dares to mess with?

One day, I was about to be penalized for another late delivery when the System sent me an absurd order: pick up from a ghost-money shop, deliver to a crematorium, with the note, "Waiting for my seventh-day reincarnation. Urgent."

I took the order with great reluctance, never expecting to barge straight into the underworld.

What I least expected was that the whole underworld was full of miserable wage slaves just like me!

Lady Meng Po's daughter doesn't want to inherit the job of brewing soup. She just wants to follow celebrities and slack off.

While summoning souls, Black Impermanence writes order notes longer than a graduation thesis.

Judge Cui works overtime until the early hours every day, and the Book of Life and Death has crashed in Excel three times.

King Yama himself died from overwork after working 996. His biggest dream is to take a three-thousand-year vacation.

As a fellow wage slave, I totally get it!

I teach underworld civil servants how to slack off, use food-delivery platform algorithms to streamline the reincarnation queue, and help King Yama write reports and manage his bosses.

A review bomber wants to come after me? I'll file a complaint with the Underworld Consumer Association and get their account banned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.