Siheyuan: Punishing the Beasts Starts with Taking Lou Xiao'e by Force

After transmigrating into the world of Love in the Courtyard, Zhao Wansheng arrives to find Silly Zhu and Xu Damao fighting over Lou Xiao'e. The whole courtyard is laughing at them, but Zhao Wansheng smiles from behind the crowd. Since you're both fighting over her, I'll get in on it too. He immediately chases after her and, with a line of sweet talk far ahead of its time, successfully asks Lou Xiao'e out to a movie.

After binding to a sign-in System, he gets the ability to run along rooftops and scale walls on his very first day. That night, he sneaks along the roof and slips in through the back window of the public toilet. He hurls a brick into the cesspit, splattering Silly Zhu from head to toe. Silly Zhu charges outside and runs straight into Xu Damao, who's carrying a bottle of soy sauce. The two start fighting again, and at the courtyard meeting, no one can figure out what really happened. Xu Damao has to swallow two pounds of shit for nothing, then thank Zhao Wansheng, the only person in the courtyard who spoke up for him with a "fair" word.

In this courtyard in the 1960s, he signs in every day to collect meat coupons and martial arts skills, eating braised pork while watching the courtyard's rotten residents tear into one another. Next, he plans to get Xu Damao out of the picture for good and find Silly Zhu a "nice match."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.