Tomb Raiding: What's the Point of Living If You Can't Show Off?

Poor and gravely ill, Wu Wen wanted to die.

With his last nine yuan, he bought a bottle of rat poison. But when he opened the cap, it said, "Buy one, get one free."

Wu Wen's eyes bulged with rage, his face flushed. He threw back his head and roared.

"Heaven didn't give me a great mission, so why torment my mind and wear out my bones?!"

With that, Wu Wen immediately spat out three mouthfuls of blood and died on the spot.

Ding! A deceased human has been detected. Death method awesomeness rating: "Pass." Binding available!

When he closed his eyes and opened them again, Wu Wen found himself sitting beside Little Third Master on a plane bound for Geermu. He also had a "B-king System" in his head.

B-king = King of Showing Off

As long as you show off in style, the System is sure to reward you!

Wu Wen immediately put on a villainous smile. Show off! He had to show off! He was going to become the greatest king of showing off of his age!

At the sanatorium, he encounters a banshee: Wu Wen crooks his index finger. "Come on, kill me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.