Siheyuan: Starting Today, I'm Done Being a Pack Mule

Activate the "Face-Slapping System": a penniless apprentice infuriates a Level Eight worker so badly he ends up in the hospital!

Transmigrating to the resource-starved 1970s, Li Yantang becomes an apprentice everyone can bully. He plans to keep his head down and get by.

Who knew the System wouldn't let him rest? "Key character detected losing their cool. Reward: three jin of pork belly!"

To get enough to eat, Li Yantang decides to take the initiative and stir up trouble! At the canteen entrance, he pulls out a red Class A meal ticket and face-slaps Jia Dongxu.

In front of everyone, he snaps, "I paid for this meal. Why should I care what you think?" Yi Zhonghai loses his cool on the spot. Then Li Yantang delivers the final blow: "Deputy Director Li is transferring me. I'm done serving you!"

The System's rewards come pouring in: pork lard, eggs, a mysterious jade needle, a mustard-seed pouch... The most outrageous reward is instant mastery of traditional Chinese acupuncture!

From then on, the senior residents in the courtyard and the leaders and workers at the factory line up to get acupuncture from him. Yi Zhonghai is so furious he ends up in the hospital, but still has to grovel and beg Li Yantang to save his life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.