Weird Story About Rules: I Married the Boss

On my first day on the job, HR handed me a death rule book. Article 5 reads: "Never push open the door to the Director's office." I circled the incongruous word "please" with a red pen - trap rules, survival rate is 31%. The next day, rumors spread throughout the processing bureau: The new rookie was not dead, and had also obtained the hidden talent of a rule breaker. Others enter the rules and legends, and if they survive three chapters, they are considered lucky. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.