Siheyuan: This Child Is the Mastermind

Life in the cave dwelling has no fighting or killing, just eating and drinking.

Life in the courtyard house has no social niceties, just chaos and mayhem.

With six brothers, I was the only darling of the family in the cave dwelling.

With sixty brothers, I became the protector of Tang County's people and the hidden power behind half of the Yan-Zhao region.

With six hundred brothers, I became the man-eating spider that devoured Japanese military intelligence agencies.

With six thousand brothers, Siberian prisoners of war went to the northern front to serve as my war dogs.

With sixty thousand brothers, Little Cherry Blossom became my backyard, and Big Furry became my arms factory.

With six hundred thousand brothers...

I! Am! The king of intelligence, the lord of the underworld, the king of the world!

Eldest Sister-in-Law: Little Seventh! Get off that dog!

Second Sister-in-Law: Li Baoyu! You little brat, you're playing with shit and explosives again!

Third Sister-in-Law: Little Seventh! You haven't done your homework again!

Li Baoyu: "Dad! Help!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.