My Occult-Studies-Flunking Uncle Only Knows How to Summon Gods and Scam Money

He has mastered every art, from feng shui and face reading to drawing talismans, suppressing evil spirits, and guiding the dead to the afterlife. Even more outrageous, since the ancient severance of Heaven and Earth cut off the realms of gods and mortals, the gods have been forbidden by an eternal decree from descending to the mortal world on their own. No one has dared break that rule for countless ages.

Except him. With a single word, he can summon the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong; the Manifest Sage Erlang, Yang Jian; Nezha of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly; the Heavenly Lord of the Thunder Department, Wen Zhong... Every god in the heavens answers his call. Exorcisms? Sure, but the price is fixed and there's no credit.

Suppressing evil spirits? That'll cost double, with an extra charge for rush service.

Need a god to lend a hand? That's even simpler. The gods do the work, and every cent of their labor fee must be paid.

In the eyes of the Three Realms, he is an unparalleled being who defies the heavenly decree and commands the gods, a savior who repairs the barrier between Heaven and Earth and rescues the Three Realms from catastrophe. But Lin Ye himself is utterly bewildered:

"The severance of Heaven and Earth? What rule? I'm just calling some friends over to give me a hand."

"Exorcising demons and vanquishing evil is just a small business. Counting the money is what really matters."

His top-student nephew, Su Nian, watches his uncle as his worldview crumbles again and again: My uncle can't study, and he's greedy by nature, yet somehow he's made all the gods in heaven work obediently for him.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.