Ultraman: One New Ability Every Week, and I'm Just Here for Fun

Lin Han: "Damn it! That Magma Alien bastard is still chasing me!"

When danger strikes, don't panic. First, get a game of Fight the Landlord going.

Magma Alien: "Damn it! Seven is still watching me! I don't dare play this card! I absolutely can't play it!"

Lin Han: "Ever since I transmigrated, my back doesn't ache, my legs don't hurt, and I run like I'm flying just above the ground."

"This week's new ability is... unlimited fission and proliferation!"

"Great! Nobody can stop me from sliding into a tackle! Watch me slide..."

"The 99,999th slide tackle! Brothers, I'm here to help! This is the ultimate finishing tackle!"

Watching one identical individual after another slide-tackle the monster until it was literally crushed to death, Zero silently picked up the phone.

"Dad, hurry up and bring the uncles out to see a miracle..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.