Spoiling the Finale from the Start, I Eloped with the Sword God

Ten billion people from around the globe transmigrate to the Continent of the Fallen Gods, each starting with a beginner's wooden sword and a dog.

But Lin Bei's golden finger glitches, letting him see the hidden endgame plot:

Final Boss: the kindly Novice Village Chief handing out quests at the village entrance.

Strongest person around: the lame old beggar sunning himself outside the Novice Village.

Best solution for this level: abandon every divine-level quest and feel around in the dry well by the village entrance for a rusty iron ring.

While the top-ranked players are risking their lives for a basic weapon, Lin Bei has already casually given the rusty iron ring to the old beggar. “Old-timer, this thing would make a great table leg shim. Here, it's yours.”

The old beggar, God of the Sword: “?”

That night, when the village chief prepares to slaughter the entire village as a sacrifice, Lin Bei quietly welds the well cover shut.

The village chief, Lord of the Abyss: “??”

Lin Bei: “Don't look at me. I'm just a helpful passerby.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.