Hogwarts: the Love Daily of a Sigma Man

Harry: Tiger, what exactly is a gang? Tiger: What do you think? Harry: Weird? Special clothing? Casting the Unforgivable Curse everywhere? Causing bloodshed? Opening your mouth and shutting up means you are pure-blooded and noble? Never leave your wand? Someone who has countless followers and thinks he is scary? Tiger: Not really... Harry: So who is a gangster? Tiger: He is highly educated, wears a suit and tie, a Gucci top hat, an Armani windbreaker, a Patek Philippe pocket watch, a Bvlgari potion bag, Fendi boots, even the mouth wipe must be from Prada, smokes cigars and drinks red wine, is elegant and personable. The most important thing is to be a good person. Harry: So what did I just say? Tiger: Idiot. Book friend also known as: Anecdotes about the tsundere godfather and his personal sweetheart at Hogwarts The unforgiving and vulgar godfather and his insidious and scheming jealous snake Professor Farley wants me to confess A contract that made Miss Chipmunk regret her whole life This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.