Journey to the West: Becoming an Immortal at One Hundred, the Monkey Weeps as He Begs to Be My Disciple

After transmigrating for sixty years, I hadn't found immortality. All I got was a book on corpse-transformation techniques.

With my hundredth birthday approaching, Lu Chen lay down in a coffin, ready to feign death and become an immortal.

The moment the coffin lid closed, a monkey with a furry face and a thunder god's mouth knelt at the grave and started wailing.

"Master! What a tragic death you've suffered!"

Lu Chen: "??? I'm not dead yet!"

Even more absurdly, I casually taught the monkey a worthless spell, and the lousy book in my head promptly produced the Seventy-Two Transformations.

This isn't just a monkey. This is my ancestor!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.