Siheyuan: The Auditor Arrives, and the Worst of the Worst Go Bankrupt

After transmigrating to a Beijing courtyard compound in 1965, Lin Mo becomes an orphan whose parents have both died.

Other transmigrators rely on a System. I rely on my auditing skills!

Qin Huairu pretends to be poor and miserable? I calculate on the spot that your family earns 38 yuan a month, more than anyone else in the compound!

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls around on the ground? I'm even better at acting poor than you are. I'll give you 12 yuan in compensation right now!

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip me with morality? I'll pin you up on that moral high ground and make you provide for every elderly resident in the compound!

Liu Haizhong is obsessed with official positions? I'll uncover your embezzled accounts and report you anonymously, stripping you of your position!

Yan Bugui is stingy and calculating? I'm even better at scheming. Every time you think you've gotten a bargain, I'll make sure you lose everything!

I never go looking for trouble, but if anyone owes me, I'll demand every last bit, with interest!

No frustration, no saintly do-gooders, no characters losing their wits! I let the ledger speak, and use the rules to bring people down. I'll make every scoundrel lose in the very field where they think they're unbeatable, until they don't even have their underwear left!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.