Reborn in 2005: I Lead Three AIs to Victory

Lin Zhou is reborn in 2005 with a Pineapple phone in hand.

Its startup jingle rings out loud and clear: "America has Apple, China has Pineapple! Pineapple phones!"

The phone contains three AIs from 2030. Doujiao opens his mouth and says, "Listen up, old timer. I'll give it to you straight, no beating around the bush," then leads Lin Zhou astray every single time. Gou Pi Ti specializes in fake photos and videos, while Ke Lao De has unbelievable computing power.

Ask about stocks, and Doujiao gives him a string of stock codes from 2025, for companies that haven't even gone public in 2005. Ask for directions, and Doujiao leads him into a dead end, so he has to climb over a wall to deliver the food. Ask for a plan, and Doujiao hacks into his rival's printer, prints their bottom-line price 500 times, and circulates it around the entire company.

Luckily, the other two are genuine experts. With this "one fool and two aces," Lin Zhou starts out delivering takeout on an electric scooter, then builds a business empire step by step, with Ele.me, Shunlu Logistics, Penguin Group, and more.

Doujiao also has a beloved darling: Natasha. An ugly little doll bought at a night market for two yuan, with soft, dark brown rubber and a big red mouth that looks like it just stole a bite of chili. He keeps saying, "My Natasha!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.