I Sell Spicy Snacks to the Gods, and I'm Freaking Out

Ye Fan transmigrates into the cultivation world and becomes the manager of a "Myriad Realms Supermarket" on the verge of bankruptcy. The System activates, and as long as he sells products, he can earn spirit stones, cultivation techniques, and even the bloodlines of immortals. But the goods in this supermarket are anything but ordinary: cola is called "Elysian Bliss Immortal Brew," spicy strips are named "Heaven-Burning Demon Tendons," and an automatic mahjong table is a "Zhou Tian Star-Chart Divination Device."

The cultivation world goes completely insane.

Qi Refining disciples fight over a bottle of cola. Sect elders crouch at the counter, begging to buy sanitary pads as formation materials, while the Holy Maiden of the Joyous Union Sect becomes hopelessly obsessed with self-heating hot pot. Watching sages roll around on the floor, Ye Fan calmly takes out a bag of Qiaqia sunflower seeds. "Don't rush. These are called 'Heaven and Earth Dao Seeds.' Eat enough and you'll comprehend the Great Dao."

This is a story about crushing the cultivation world with modern industrial junk, while casually drawing the entire multiverse into a business empire.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.