Fairy, Please Restrain Yourself! This Monk Is Only Here to Get a Divorce

Chen Fan transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes bound to the Ultimate Simp System.

In his previous life, he simped until he had nothing left. And now they expect him to simp for a saintess again?

System: Don’t simp? You’ll be struck by five thunders!

Chen Fan: Oh. Then let me shave my head first.

And so, a bald man appeared among the outer disciples of Qingyun Sect.

The System tells him to gather a thousand-year-old snow lotus for the saintess. He crunches it right in front of her. Task complete.

The System tells him to steal the sect’s most precious treasure from a forbidden area. He turns around and signs up for the sect tournament, planning to walk in openly and pretend to steal it.

The System tells him to save a beauty to earn her favor. He carries the saintess off and says, “Don’t get the wrong idea. I’m repaying the original owner’s debt. Once it’s paid, we’re even.”

Saintess Jiang Qingxue trembles with rage. “Chen Fan! Just you wait!”

But Su Hongxiu, the enchantress of the Hehuan Sect, gazes at him with shining eyes. “Little monk, the more you act like this, the more I like you.”

Chen Fan presses his palms together, his bald head gleaming. “Amitabha. Please behave yourself, benefactress. This humble monk is only here to... complete his task.”

Ding! The Host is exploiting a bug... Forget it, we’ll count that as completing the task.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.