Hogwarts: The Chosen One Takes Gardening Too Far

Reborn in the magical world of Harry Potter, Dai Na Green discovers that what he brought with him wasn't a wand, but a Plants vs. Zombies System.

While The Chosen One is busy fighting Voldemort, he's busy growing Peashooters in the backyard. While his classmates study Avada Kedavra, he researches how to make his Pumpkin Heads more durable. Dumbledore begins to question his life choices, and Snape's robes get caught in the "Tangle Kelp" hanging by the entrance to the Great Hall.

As for the Dark Lord? Dai Na looks at the magical garden behind him, nurtured by Penelope's wisdom, Susan's gentleness, Fleur's flames, Luna's whimsy, and Daphne's boldness, along with that row of Corn Cob Cannons ready to fire.

"A fight?" He scatters the last Puff-shroom seed and smiles at the System. "No, we're just doing a little gardening."

Later, history would call it the "Hogwarts Greening War."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.