Naruto: Blind for Three Years, I Deduce the Eight Gates from the Start

Lin Ye transmigrates into Naruto as a blind orphan of the Uchiha clan and binds himself to the All Things Deduction Simulator.

But the simulator's results grow increasingly absurd:

Deduce basic taijutsu, and it becomes a damage-free version of the Eight Gates.

Deduce the Transformation Jutsu, and it becomes quantum-state optical camouflage.

Deduce the Sexy Technique... He can't keep deducing! Kaguya's coffin lid is about to burst open!

To collect emotion points, Lin Ye opens a massage parlor called "Night Haven" at the village entrance.

Naruto: "Big Brother Lin Ye's cupping leaves the Nine-Tails inside me listless every day!"

Kakashi: "I got one massage, and my Sharingan evolved into the Mangekyo on its own. Boss, what kind of medicated oil did you rub on me?!"

Uchiha Itachi: "The night I wiped out the clan, I couldn't even make out the boss's blind man's cane before one rap from it knocked me into Susanoo..."

While the entire shinobi world frantically searches for those legendary, mysterious powerhouses, the blind owner of a massage parlor in a corner of Konoha massages someone's feet and frets over his status screen:

"Which secret identity should I use to go out and farm emotion points today?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.