Siheyuan: A Critical Hit on Qin Huairu, a Hand at Lou Xiaoe’s Waist

After transmigrating into a Siheyuan full of schemers, he actually becomes Silly Zhu?

There's no way he's going to be a sucker!

He awakens a System and gets generous rewards.

Qin Huairu knocks on his door late at night, hoping to leech off him?

He'll hit her with a critical strike right away!

He Yuzhu: "Learn to eat meat on your knees first, then we'll talk."

The mature and alluring Qin Huairu really is tempting. Playing around with her for two pieces of meat should be a nice change of pace.

Yu Li: "Zhuzi, what's this imported milk? Oh, how embarrassing..."

Lou Xiaoe: "Brother Zhu, this black-stockinged maid outfit is so embarrassing. It's way too daring."

Qin Jingru: "Honey, my nickname is 'Please Come In.' I want to share my sister's experience!"

Yu Haitang: "Don't! The radio's still on. Someone might hear..."

Teacher Ran: "Zhuzi, today I'll be playing your tutor."

While He Yuzhu enjoys fine food, good wine, and beautiful women,

the schemers in the compound are consumed with envy and jealousy...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.