System: Why Is My Alliance War God Such a Loser?

Lu Chen, the Alliance's youngest nation-level God of War, wakes up one day to find himself bound by a brain-dead System and turned into a "good-for-nothing menial from the slums."

System: Host, turn your life around by starting with picking up trash! Go scrub toilets, and you can get a dimensional foil for completing the task!

Lu Chen: ...Fine.

And so, the mighty God of War, carrying a huge broom and wearing a genetic disguise mask, officially joins Spark Academy's Logistics Department, where he scrubs toilets, sweeps up radioactive waste, and cleans up after mutated wolf kings.

While others toil away in the genius class, he's unclogging drains in the girls' dormitory.

While others are coldly dismissed by goddesses, he makes their brain-computers so angry they suffer a logic failure on the spot.

While others get trampled by villains, he slaps the villains to their knees, crying, "Dad!"

The only one who can do anything is the brain-computer, which cries and begs him to return its points.

The villainous young master trembles on his knees before him.

Only then does all of Spark Academy suddenly realize:

This middle-aged man who scrubs toilets every day

is actually the Alliance's God of War, who can slap an Abyssal Lord into fireworks!

Starting with toilet scrubbing, the God of War keeps a low profile while crushing the entire academy!

I'm not here to turn my life around. I'm here to retire!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.