Siheyuan: Acupuncture and Beast-Taming, Starting with Jia Zhangshi

Ding! Emotion Collection System activated!

Jia Zhangshi curses me? 888 emotion points, and Old Jia comes over to slap her.

Xu Damao tries to sabotage me? 1,888 emotion points, and I cripple him on the spot.

Silly Zhu wants to hit me? 2,888 emotion points, and I let him experience the full venereal disease package.

Yi Zhonghai wants to provide for me in his old age? 5,888 emotion points, and the Level Eight fitter becomes my workhorse.

What can emotion points buy? Max-level medical skills, god-tier marksmanship, expert fighting techniques...

Enemy agents are rampant at the steel mill? One shot apiece, and the higher-ups personally commend me.

Black-market desperadoes want to mess with my woman? Grenades clear the way. Leave no one alive.

Even tigers tuck their tails and bring me deer antler. What tier do you think I'm on?

It took me just one month to go from factory doctor to head of security.

The whole courtyard calls me Second Uncle? No, call me Dad!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.