The Hilarious Daily Life of Me and My Unlucky Master Traveling Together

My master was very unlucky. Everywhere he went, he either got his head shot or his anus was shot. This time when I traveled to my house, it was no exception. I either had my head shot with a nail or my anus was shot with a shovel. Just when my parents and I were stunned, he suddenly saw me, and then he cried and shouted that he wanted to accept me as his disciple, and then take me through time to make a fortune. I looked at it in confusion, but my parents actually agreed, and a series of unlucky and hilarious time-traveling journeys began. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.