Siheyuan: Simulating Life, Silly Zhu Takes Off

He Yuzhu bound himself to a life simulator, and the very first simulation showed him his entire life: he became Qin Huairu's simp, Yi Zhonghai's retirement plan, and the fall guy for Banggeng's chicken theft. The Jia family swallowed his entire salary, and in the end, his stepson broke both his legs and left him to freeze to death beneath a bridge. The person who collected his body was none other than his sworn enemy, Xu Damao.

He exploded on the spot. He Daqing wanted to run off with a widow? He moved all the money at home into his storage space and forced He Daqing to sign a severance of family ties agreement, putting both rooms in his own name. Yi Zhonghai wanted to keep him as a retirement plan? He threw the words "you'll die without an heir" right in his face. Jia Zhangshi cursed at him? He brandished an awl right back at her and earned dozens of emotion points each time. Yan Bugui tried to take advantage? He called him "Old Miser Yan."

Best of all, he could exchange points from the simulator for supplies: one catty of rice cost one emotion point, and a pig cost one hundred. While the courtyard's beasts fought over a bowl of leftovers, he'd already stocked up on rice, flour, cooking oil, and grain. He Yushui ate meat at every meal, while the courtyard kids stared with envy. This time, he wouldn't simp for widows or let himself be a sucker. Your anger is the fuel that will make me soar.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.