My Cultivation Technique Thinks I'm Too Lazy, So It Levels Up on Its Own and Goes on a Killing Spree?

The protagonist transmigrates into a world of martial heroes, only to become a good-for-nothing at martial arts.

His meridians are blocked, his constitution is terrible, and he can't even make sense of ordinary techniques.

Fortunately, he is adopted by Xiaolongnü. So the protagonist decides to lie flat and spend his days carefree in the Tomb of the Living Dead.

But just then, his martial arts techniques gain a life of their own!

His "swordsmanship" believes it has the makings of the greatest sword art under heaven and refuses to do nothing but chop wood!

To prove itself, it runs away from home and begins a murderous rampage!

Congratulations! Your "swordsmanship" has developed itself and grasped the Forty-Nine Forms of Quanzhen Swordsmanship!

Congratulations! Your "swordsmanship" has developed itself and grasped the Peach Blossom Swordsmanship of Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic!

Congratulations! Your "swordsmanship" has grasped the true essence and evolved into the peerless sword art under heaven!

And that's not all. The martial arts techniques the protagonist learns from then on also start acting strangely...

While everyone else is toiling away, practicing day and night, the protagonist is lounging in Xiaolongnü's arms and sipping iced honey water, while his martial arts techniques have already gone on a rampage!