If One Cut Doesn't Work, Try Another Cut

Stephen, a third-generation pork guy, has "Eighteen Swordsmanship" passed down from his ancestors, and has developed the aura and intention of the sword. My favorite hobby is wearing an apron, holding a drymartini, and chatting and laughing with the neighborhood aunts in front of the pork stall. On a whim, he split the space crack with a knife and fell into the world of cultivation. Good news: He has activated the "Literary Master System" and can become stronger by reading books. Bad news: The system has a cheating setting - if you have cultivation skills, you will be illiterate, and if you can read, you will be a loser. So he began a sophisticated life of constantly switching between illiterate and useless. At the beginning, he smashed the sect's toilet and couldn't afford the compensation. The sect made him a handyman, and he used his ancestral knife skills to become a master in the kitchen. He offended the elder and asked him to participate in the trial. He killed the number one in the outer sect with a single blow. When he went down the mountain, he met the daughter of a wealthy businessman and used his hot pot skills to trick him into becoming a partner. Since then, Lingshi has been free. When he participated in a competition, he happened to have good cultivation but was illiterate. His opponent asked him, do you know how to write the word "death"? Damn it, I really don't know how to do it now! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.