I Only Like Girls Who Are Both Badass and Cool

If a man is called a loser, then what do you call a woman?

Answer: A female loser is also known as a woman loser.

System: Oh, no.

Ai Ya: My name is Ai Ya. Ai as in the surname Ai, Ya as in refined.

System: Same thing.

Ai Ya: It isn't the same. I didn't get my foot stepped on, for fuck's sake.

System: When you Earthlings get your foot stepped on, don't you usually say, "Oh, shit!"?

Ai Ya…?

System: Oh, no, you little rascal, what are you stuffing into your spatial storage now?

Ai Ya: No idea.

System: This is the Primordial World, the Primordial World, the Primordial World. I'm saying it three times because it's important. Could you stop shoving random stuff in there? I'm really going to explode.

Ai Ya: If you explode, will you drop loot?

System…?

Did I really find a Host whose brain is fine and who doesn't have some serious problem?

Ai Ya: I heard that.

System…?

Ai Ya: Don't you Systems do background checks before binding a Host?

System…?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.